Bathwater P!rates

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How we all got here...

It all started when Mr. Richard Corry LVI (the mole who used to work for T-Mobile as a sales representative but now owns and regulates three successful monopolies; a coconut farm in Hawaii, a lamp post factory in London, and a pocket watch company in Germany, and he only employes sloths, since he is a member of the Sloth Labor Organization Tentative House). Bathwater Pirates are one of the Three Leagues supporting SLOTH and the other three monopolies. Through a bwp's skills of adventuring, swimming, transporting, and the occasional looting and grand theft auto. With the other two: the assassins, and the secret agents. The three work hand in hand to help Mr. Corry.

What bwP!rates are interested in:

Bathwater
Hoses
Sinks
Tubs
Empty Bathrooms
Public Water Closets
Toothbrushes
Shampoo
Lever 2000
Water Guns
Knives of all sorts
Coconuts
Bananas
All kinds of fruit
Pot
Kitchens
Sewers
Pools
Puddles
Umbrellas
Zephyrhills Water
Screw Drivers
Muddy Banks/Coconut Creek
Coral Springs
954
 
Villians
The evil Paranahs
The man-eating Vultures
The Sewer and Lake Leeches
The Killer Popcorn
Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance

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